Today a friend of mine sent me a link to 2girls1cup.com. I had never seen this before. Basically if you don't know, it's two girls, one who takes a big steaming dump in a cup. As far as I could watch they licked the dump like a horrible ice cream cone straight out of Dante's Inferno. Then one of the girls had a little bit of poo that she kept rolling in and out of her mouth, like some gross precursor to a demented game of spitty-slurpee. The last scene that I watched was the two chicks making out while doo doo is coming out of their mouths.
Okay first of all how do you get that close to poop without throwing up? I mean when does a person wake up and say "Wow you know I've done just about everything under the sun. What more can I do? Oh yeah I've never eaten a big cup of turds." I mean are you fucking kidding me? This like some fall of the Roman empire kind of shit. I mean, if I drop a mean one in the toilet, that's covered by about 3 inches of water I'm feeling a little weird to my stomach. I'm on some I've gotta light a match type shit. How in the world do you get your face right up close to a big three pound cup of feces?
What did these chicks get for that? I mean, I can understand a girl being down on her luck, having to maybe sell some ass or star in an amature porno, that's whatever. But how low are these tweaked out chicken heads that they are licking human waste?
And who finds this hot? I mean what dude sits in his house and is like "Oh man I can't wait to watch these chicks get a big mouthful of a shit slurpee. That's going to really get my engine going." For fuck's sake, come on man. I put being turned on by this shit right up there with putting a newborn baby in the microwave or throwing a kitten into a fire pit. It's just fucked.
I don't know, I don't know if people like this are fit to be members of our society. I really, really don't. People like this make the Marquis DeSade look like Florence Nightingale.
Maybe our world really is completely fucked, just totally screwed. I don't know. Maybe stuff like this has always gone on, but now we can just have instant access to it.
I guess I can just put this up there with the images that are now permanently burned into my brain for all time. No matter how hard I try I'm never going to be able to forget 2girls1cup.com.
